anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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