We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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