I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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