Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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