The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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