The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
