You're so nebulous sometimes
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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