how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
