I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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