Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
