can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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