I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
