i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Randomize
