Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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