I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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