Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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