But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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