Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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