Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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