when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
wow bdsm is so cute
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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