OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Randomize
