big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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