i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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