Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
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