belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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