careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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