how can u be prego again
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
