ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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