Me too!
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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