He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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