mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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