whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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