dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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