you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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