Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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