You're completely useless in the revolution.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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