question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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