yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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