How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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