"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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