Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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