i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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