i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
