do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
