And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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