Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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