There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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