someone get that fucking seahorse.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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