why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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