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say what?
wanna hang out?
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
